GUIDE TO CUNNILINGUS

 

Author: The two bit mechanic

 

Hey guys, I overheard a discussion my wife was having with a friend of hers last week that really got me thinking. I am fortunate (Or rather my wife is) that I enjoy eating pussy. And from all indicators I'm pretty good at it. So I thought I'd put together a tutorial of my methods. I'm not trying to claim I'm some amazing lover. I have my issues like everyone else but on this particular subject my enthusiasm has served me well. That being said I might be wasting my time but if this helps a small handful of people then it's time well spent in my book.

1. Exploration is important: It doesn't matter if you're with your wife of 30 years or the easy chick you picked up for a one nighter. Treat every time like an opportunity to learn something new.

2. Don't go straight for the man in the boat (her clit): Make it about her body, foreplay can never be over valued, she should be plenty hot and bothered before your lips reach her nether region. kissing her neck, nibble lightly on her earlobe. Pay attention to what her body tells you. A sharp inhale is almost always a good indicator your on the rite track. Rubbing her inner thigh while you're loving on her is usually well received.

3. The rolling trail south: If all is going well her body should be responding, don't only listen to her words (but do pay attention to what she says if she's talking) react to her body. Every woman has queues that indicate when she's turned on. It takes time to learn them sometimes but if you pay attention you should be able to pick up on when its time to proceed. I like to lay a trail of kisses down her collar bone when its time to head south.

4. Pit stop at the pleasure peaks: When kissing down her chest kiss a nipple with the tip of your tongue pressed between your lips, this leaves the nipple slightly wet, then open your mouth above the nipple and inhale, the air traveling over her wet nipple has a cooling effect. Then wrap your lips around her nipple and suck lightly. The transition from cool to warm is usually well received but if she doesn't like it then you'll know for next time, if her nipples aren't sensitive rubbing them with your tongue while lightly sucking them can also be enjoyable.

5. Move on: Don't dwell too long at her nipples, they are fun and can provide a lot of pleasure but they aren't the end game. Pay them both some attention so long as its being well received and then continue kissing down to her naval area.

6. Two paths forward. Option 1 : If she's responding well it might be time to get to the main event, continue kissing down while positioning yourself between her legs, kiss down the crease of her leg until you can kiss her pussy lips.

7 Option 2: If you think shes up for a little bit of teasing I like to sit up and crawl between her legs, raise and lay over one of her knees so you can kiss the inside of her leg just above her knee, kiss up her inner thigh using the same method as her nipple leaving a trail of wet spots up her inner thigh.

8. The main event: The time has come... you now have two goals, first to figure out what her body responds to the most, and to keep doing that until she makes you stop. start by sliding the tip of your tongue between her lips slowly slide it up and down while pressing deeper between her lips. When your tongue first makes contact with her clit you might feel her body jump. This is a good sign that she's aroused, lightly rub the tip of your tongue against her clit slowly applying more force. Once your tongue is making full contact with her clit I like to slide it down to get a taste of how wet she is. there are several techniques you can use to provide her stimulation. I'm going to list the ones I find most enjoyable in my experience but some trial and error will be needed, if you don't feel her responding or hear any indication she likes it move on to something else.

A: Clit sucking. Wrap your lips around her clit and suck lightly while flicking it with the tip of your tongue. This provides a lot of stimulation.

B: Clit massage. Press down on her clit with your tongue and move your tongue in slow circles. If she starts rolling her hips try speeding up your circles, pay attention to her body sometimes this can be too much and actually distract the build up towards orgasm.

C: long strokes. Run the base of your tongue against her clit and lick up till it reaches the tip of your tongue, then repeat.

D: Add penetration: Some women need penetration to achieve orgasm, bring your hand up under your chin and insert 1-2 fingers into her pussy palm up, curl your fingers slightly and rub them against the upper wall of her pussy, this should stimulate her G-Spot while you continue eating her pussy. If G-Spot stimulation doesn't have a positive response slowly sliding your fingers in and out might get you the response you are looking for.

Once you find something that gets her moaning, moving or cussing keep doing it, try to be consistent. Building to orgasm takes some time and as long as she is responding favorably keep doing what you are doing, any change can derail what you're building towards. If she wants it a little different let her ask for it. Even the most conservative women will normally let you know what they need to push them over the edge if they are getting close.

I hope some of you find this helpful. I have some additional general tips to add that have less to do with technique and more to do with the mood of the situation. if your woman says something like oh baby you don't have to do that, she is usually projecting. the idea of eating pussy grosses her out so it must gross you out. In these scenarios foreplay is extra important. If you need to ask her to take a shower before you perform the act no matter why it is make it about you.

In my mind all guys should eat pussy. even selfish assholes should know that getting your woman off first will enhance the sex for you afterwards, wet tight with no pressure to perform. And some women who cant cum just from penetration will be able to get off again building from her previous orgasm(s)

All of this being said no one gets it rite 100% of the time, don't let a mediocre sexual experience stop you from exploring. The entire point to a relationship is to enjoy each other.

Communication is important. Most of the problems with my marriage can be marked up to communication issues on my part and her part. If you like something tell her. If you don't know if she liked something ask her. Open communication can be the difference between an dissatisfied bed time and an all night fuck marathon you don't know if you're ever going to beat!


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